Are you fucking kidding me?

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2440983

What a tool. Seriously. This guy is a walking self-parody. They sent him four totebags to get him to shut the hell up and it didn't work. This guy is the reason, I think, that conservatives hate liberals. They think that all of us are like this. I don't know who this guy thinks he is, but he is doing a lot more harm than good because he's honestly making good, legitimate, liberal causes sound like a joke. People 18 and under are being discriminated against because they are denied totebags at a Mother's Day event? Please. How does that even make any sense? Mother's Day is a day to honor, logically enough, MOTHERS (not to be confused with motherfuckers, like this guy). I mean, granted there are women under 18 that are mothers, and I'm sure that they WERE given totebags if they showed up to this particular Angels game. But you know something else? I'm sure that underage mothers have a lot more serious problems than not getting a fucking totebag at a baseball game. I'd hate to get therapy from this guy...